Dont worry about the subject. Tenjooberrymuds will make sense after you read the following. In order to continue getting by in America (our home land), we will need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term TENJOOBERRYMUDS. With a little patience, you will be able to fit right in. Now here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and Room Service somewhere in the good old USA today... Room Service: Morrin, Room sirbees. Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. Room Service: Rye. Room sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen? Guest: Uh...yes, Id like to order bacon and eggs... Room Service: Ow July den? Guest: ...What?? Room Service: Ow July den? Pryed, boyud, pooched? Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry...Scrambled, please. Room Service: Ow July dee baykem? Crease? Guest: Crisp will be fine. Room Service: Hokay. An sahn toes? Guest: What? Room Service: An toes. July sahn toes? Guest: I dont think so. Room Service: No? Judo wan sahn toes?? Guest: I feel really bad about this, but I dont know what judo wan sahn toes means. Room Service: Toes! Toes!...why joo don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder? Guest: Oh, English muffin! Ive got. You were saying toast...Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine. Room Service: We bodder? Guest: No just put the bodder on the side. Room Service: Wad? Guest: I mean butter...just put the butter on the side. Room Service: Copy? Guest: Excuse me? Room Service: Copy...tea...meel? Guest: Yes, coffee please...and thats everything. Room Service: One minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish mopping, we bodder on sigh and copy...Rye? Guest: Whatever you say... Room Service: Tenjooberrymuds. Guest: Youre Welcome. Remember, I said by the time you read through this you will understand TENJOOBERRYMUDS...and you do, dont you!
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 05:10:03 +0000
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