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Dont you hate it when people use some REALLY dumb phrases in their sentences/statements? Im not really phrasing that correctly, but Im fixing to write, so Im hitting the creativity juice. Here are two that I absolutely LOVE to laugh at when I hear it said around me house: The Wireless Phone/TV Remote is missing. God Bless it! Someone stole the remote control again! YEP! You figured it out bud! Some jerk faced criminal came in, ignored the purses, wallets, fine silverware, DVD/Bluray players, and decided to just steal the Remote. Its the ONLY logical conclusion. ---- And my PERSONAL favorite. Oh man, finally found my car keys! Can you believe it? They were in the last spot I looked for them to be at too! .... You mean to tell me you were looking for your car keys, found them, and DIDNT CONTINUE TO LOOK FOR THEM?! What type of whacko does that?! SMH /dailyrant
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 03:49:06 +0000

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