Driving to the farm this morning and I felt something inside me wellie (inside leg, just below cal height). I reached down wi me left hand pressing the outside and I can feel a lump about a biy smaller than a ping pong ball. So I slid me left hand inside th wellie and got hold of it. Im thinking how th f*** di I not notice this. Gets a decent grip of it feels like a thistle head or somit and it started vibrating! I whipped it out in a flash and without looking (I was driving) I tossed it at the passanger footwell, where a bin bag full i my clean gyn clothes n towells is sitting. It started rattling around in the bin bag and Dougal Wyness is jumping up and down on the passanger seat snarling and barking. Gets to the farm and opensed the passanger door and Dougal flew out. I opened tha bag and saw the most giant bee Ive ever seen in me natch! Needless to say it is flatter then a pan cake now. Its done NOWT for my phobia of bees n wasps.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 07:46:41 +0000
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