Drove to a CVS Pharmacy to get some Gatorade and cold medicine. Went back into my RV and got stuck on the phone for 30 min. SUDDENLY! *BANG BANG* (POLICE OUTSIDE) Police: Management called and said you have been parked here for 3 days, are you sleeping here? Me: No, Ive been here less than 45min Police: You havent been parked here for 3 days? Me: No, thats what crazy people do Police: Management says an RV was parked here for 3 days Me: Youre right, im the only person that owns an RV, case solved Police: ..... Me: It wasnt me, Ive been here less than 45 min Police: You havent been here 3 days? Me: No, Im not a crazy person Police: We think your lying Me: Lets check the Security footage, you will see a 2010 Silver RV pulling in here approximately 45 min ago Police: Then why is your engine cold? Me: Because its off, engines cool down when they are off Police: If you were parked here for 45 min, your engine would still be warm Me: Im not an expert in internal combustion engines, but I am an expert of remembering how long Ive been somewhere, I was here for less than 45min Police: Internal combustion engines? I bet you think youre some kind of rocket scientist Me: No, thats my brother, he works for NASA, Im a comedian Police: ... Police: If you werent parked here last night, where were you? Me: Ventura Police: And what were you doing there? Me: Filming myself and some of my favorite people for FOX National Television Police... ... yea we need to see some ID (More questions) (More questions) (More questions) Police: Where are you going after this? Me: Inside to get a Gatorade, then to yelp to write CVS a 1 star review....Thank you for keeping the parking lots of BIG BUSINESSES safe Police: .... Youre free to go
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 01:24:49 +0000
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