Due to mounting interest and speculation about who I would rather take to lunch - Ann Coulter or Catherine Zeta Zones, I have dedicated this commentary to that end. Ann (a nice-looking lady) obviously agrees with me on many important points regarding the present disastrous state of our Nation - although Ann would say that it is I who agree with her. Catherine Zeta, on the other hand, doesnt have a clue about anything - but she is so incredibly gorgeous that it almost off-sets her blind, mindless commitment to liberal ideals. Its a tough choice. Both ladies are currently available - if I dont count that pesky (but very cool) Michael Douglas who would take her back in a heartbeat. Miss Coulter would be far more entertaining and interesting to talk to, but Miss Jones would cause all the butter in the restaurant to melt, and possibly start the dinner rolls on fire by spontaneous combustion leading to a quick exit before we even had a chance to discuss the important things in life - like why the hell would she idolize a man as calculating, dishonest, and ineffective as Barack Hussein Obama. Having given this considerable thought, and allowing for my proclivity to objectify beautiful women, I have decided to have lunch with Miss Jones, with my apologies to Miss Coulter (whom I truly like and admire). ps: Friends & Family: You know when Im just kidding right?
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 18:34:55 +0000
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