EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS 1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . . My wifes going to have her baby in the cab. I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the ladys dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco 2. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . So hows your breakfast this morning? Its very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I cant seem to get used to the taste.Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled KY Jelly. Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit , 3. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . . Keep off the grass. Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patients dressing, which said Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn. Submitted by RN no name, 4. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said Im sorry. Was I tickling you? She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . . No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . . I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener. Dr. wouldnt submit his name.... AND FINALLY!! ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Babys First Doctor Visit A woman and a baby were in the doctors examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the babys first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. Breast-fed, she replied.. Well, strip down to your waist, the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, No wonder this baby is underweight. You dont have any milk. I know, she said, Im his Grandma, But Im glad I came.
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