EMPEROR VS ABOKI OKADA MAN (Mai Machine) I was heading to a - TopicsExpress



          

EMPEROR VS ABOKI OKADA MAN (Mai Machine) I was heading to a branch office of my PPA this morning and stopped a bike man to convey me. On a very good day, I pay N50 while unfair days -N60. This was the funny conversation that ensued btw us: EMPEROR: Bike, stop! Stop! (Bike stops) EMPEROR: Ina kwana! ABOKI: Ina gejiya? EMPEROR: Ba gejiya. Nadabo Mills (My office) ABOKI: Kabani N80 EMPEROR: (Laughs in italics) ABOKI: Eh! Kabani N80 EMPEROR: (Laughs in pidgin this time) This guy serious o. If Edinson Cavani na N80, then Radamel Falcao na N100. ABOKI: (Confused but laughs in Hausa). Kabani N70 EMPEROR: (Conscious of time) Baabu, gashi Falcao N50 ABOKI: Ba komi, shiga EMPEROR: I dont smoke cigar o. I only listen to Smokie Norful whenever he sings ABOKI: Ba turanci (Translation: I dont hear English) EMPEROR: So Demba Ba in Chelsea is an Aboki. Ok, Etoo Hausa. Aboki, u wan kill me with laugh abi? I no wan late go work abeg, make we go. (Sits on bike and took off with agreed price of Naira hamsin). Dont think is Napolis Hamsik o, its N50. LOOOOOL! I LOVE NORTH!!! Thank God its Friday! Im gonna have a crystal-eyezed weekend!!!
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 10:54:30 +0000

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