ERMAGERD! So Jess wanted to go to this place that does nails and brows and things like that. Apparently they also specialize in chemical warfare. Now Im not a complete jerk so I say ok when she asks if I wanna go in with her. After all she goes to the barber shop with me. Well I dont take more than two and half steps into the place and my lungs start to burn, my eyes tear up, my balls pack up and head north and I see a lil lady with what looks like a gas mask on. Now, to me those are nothing but red flags. So I bail quick, fast and in a hurry! Holy crap ladies! Boot camp gas chamber was nothing compared to what I just went thru. Im pretty sure I just melted every piece of nose hair that I had or ever will have. Whew! Im almost recovered fully. Had to stick my face by the exhaust on our truck for about 10 minutes to get back to normalcy. Have a good one yall!
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 22:21:02 +0000
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