Ediot Top Of The World: Tony Blair Cheers Salone While formally launching this year’s Transparency International (IT) annual report on corruption, the former British Prime Minister and current chair on governance issue in Africa, Tony Blair praised Sierra Leone for its towering and prestigious position in recent TI survey. Sierra Leone scored a total of 84% to claim top spot in this year’s corruption perception index with distinction. The former British PM who is a personal friend of the country’s President, Ernest Bai Koroma said he has already sent congratulatory message to his friend for the resounding success urging him to continue to show leadership by maintaining the top spot always. Like his nigga bro-Alpha Abuja Khan, Blair told a crowded and attentive listening audience at the prestigious Hilton Hotel that he never made a mistake when he told the world that Sierra Leone will be a success story in the area of massive corruption. “I had complete confidence at the time I made that pronouncement and now people have started seeing the results” a joyous Blair told the gathering and added, “taking the top spot in corruption, beating strong contenders like Cameron and Nigeria, the home of the 419ers is a great achievement”. Even as he spoke, close to two dozen high profiled Sierra Leoneans including Mr. and Mistress Cat were facing a grim faced Justice M.A Paul and a somber Magistrate Kamanda for economic crime to the collective tune of Le5billion. For his part, Alhaji Abuja Khan said he was expecting the result considering the leadership the President had shown. Alhaji Abuja Khan told local radio last Friday that, “in fact the entire TI report was fixed. Sierra Leone actually scored around 95% not 84%. That’s match fixing. Bye Bye Agenda For Change The Prosperity Agenda has finally been launched. The Pa himself did the launching at the Miatta Conference Centre on Friday. At last the Agenda For Prosperity has replaced the much trumpeted and divisive Agenda For Change. Agenda for Change came in to being in 2007, when Lady Thorpe declared Ernest Bai Koroma winner of the Presidential run- off elections that year. Agenda for Change became a working document for the new APC government and for five good years citizens were inundated with the so-called change in the Agenda for Change. For the APC, the Agenda for Change was a resounding success, wasn’t it? Well in case you didn’t know what the Agenda For Change was able to change; here are five notable changes Prof Ediot recorded among many other changes 1) First, there was a change of government. The SLPP government was changed to an APC government, no thank to Lady Thorpe and the Regime Change theorists. 2) The regime Change was followed by the change of personnel in the public offices. For instance, John Karimu of NRA was changed with a very crooked Alieu Sesay, the man who survived in all but one of the 53 count charge of corruption indictment. JD Rogers of the Bank of Sierra Leone was Changed with Samba Deen Sesay, the man under whose nose the greatest financial fraud has occurred since the birth of this republic. The list goes on. 3) The Police Force hitherto referred to as the Force for Good was suddenly changed to a very corrupt and a killer tribal clique. 4) The business portfolio of RITCORPS, the President’s own insurance company was changed overnight. The company which used to struggle between Le 70Million to Le 100million profit annually registered a record a net profit of Le 21 billion this year. An Agenda For Change for RITCORPS indeed. 5) Even the fortune of the ‘demented rumour monger’ Sylvia Blyden has changed. The newspaper blackmailer is now a SEA at State House with a salary package computed in Forex. As far as Prof Ediot is concerned, the Agenda For Change succeeded in making the poor, poorer and the rich richer and left Sierra Leoneans much more divided than they were before 2007. JOB For President Who said he doesn’t deserve the Presidency of Sierra Leone. Of course, he does, even a Governor-Generalship (hahahaha)…just take a closer look at him, the RED blooded German Soja never stops amusing Prof Ediot just as he never stops drinking Omole. After performing as the worst SLPP National Chairman since its foundation over sixty years ago, JOB, the German Soja now wants to lead Sierra Leone. With his open State House connection, who knows what is going on behind closed doors, anyway. The German Soja has vowed to destroy the SLPP if things do not go his way. Prof Ediot wonders whether JOB and others are already not on the auction board or not gone already like Robbin Hood. WANTED! Is this not the most interesting thing to have come from our local anti- graft agencies in the country. First, it was EBK’s cousin’s Anti Corruption Commission (ACC) who mounted a wild west-Texas style WANTED advert for the NRA’s star suspect Elizabeth King for that whooping Le376million Addax cheque which vamoosed alongside with her after cashing…and now the Center for Transparency has issued a human wanted alert for CHARLES Mambu-that Evil Society activist. Charles was last seen wearing Red long sleeve shirt, Red tie, Red socks, and a Red short trousers during his wedding that was reportedly bankrolled by State House…in fact the learned professor was also intimated that State House also gave Charles the woman he married-lucky boy hahaha. Charles has become visibly absent in almost all national issues including the NRA, Shipping agency, etc fraudgates. It is in this vain the Center for Transparency is offering a handsome reward for anyone who will see CHARLES Mambu, the only Mende man with No-dignity from Kailahun to report to the Evil Society Arena immediately.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Jul 2013 09:58:23 +0000
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