Edward Snowden Says He Wants To Return To US and here is why we shouldnt let him. 1) His old job is gone if he joins McDonalds he will tell how their meat sourcing practices are wrong and unethical 2) If he gets to work with NBC then he will let the world know that NBCs viewership is less than 1% of the total 3) If he Joins KFC then he will might give the secret recipe away. 4) If he gets to be George Clooneys assistant then he will let the whole world know that George Clooney is Gay 5) If he gets a job at Dunkin Donuts then Ed will might disclose the secret of donuts being shipped frozen when they come to franchise. 6) He will might repeat the whole NSA story in Version 2.0 again If he joins Google. 7) If Mozilla gives him a job then he will might leak all 22 upcoming versions of Firefox at once 8) He may cause a huge loss to hooters by whistleblowing about their Equal Opportunity Employment Policies. 9) If He joins Ghostbusters then he may come out saying there is no thing such as ghosts Finally If he joins Apple Inc. then he will might let us all know that fingerprint sensor is directly connected with NSA servers
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 12:11:46 +0000