Eish but if I ever got a job as a Counsellor at an AIDS testing - TopicsExpress



          

Eish but if I ever got a job as a Counsellor at an AIDS testing New Start Centre though, Id deliver the news like, Good Afternoon Mr Jokomo, My name is Medusa Khuzwayo (all fake names obviously, its a risky business that one. Its like the black mans version of being a spy/assasin, all fake names and pressure and discretion, but with slower dying no one is proud of). So Id go like I have your HIV/AIDS results with me here, are you sure you want to see them? After he says yes, I go like,Ok thats fine. Tell me Mr Jokomo, do you know the reason you are not sitting in my office Naked right now? Do you? Its because you know how to wear things. Putting on something is not a foregin concept to you. All you had to do was wear it! How simple is it to just wear something? You didnt have to break down its atomic structure and invent it, you didnt have to help it get an honours degree in clinical psychology, or to donate it to The Rotary Club for a greater cause, NO, YOU JUST HAD TO F**KIN WEAR IT! WHY DDNT YOU JUST WEAR IT! And then at this point he would probably jump and start assaulting me, and thats when my Jujitsu skills would come in handy and I save my life for the 3rd time that morning. Problem is I dont know Jujitsu yet. So this is why next month Im signing up for a Jujitsu class at school. Told you the AIDS business is the black mans spy/assasin game.
Posted on: Fri, 23 May 2014 08:33:25 +0000

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