Ended up at a restaurant called Rolfs Kok, because Im twelve years - TopicsExpress



          

Ended up at a restaurant called Rolfs Kok, because Im twelve years old and thats the height of comedy. (Take a moment to imagine the other muppets giving Rolf a hard time about this place) I placed my order with perfect decorum, but under the surface thought I am eating your kok. My straight face betrayed none of that. Then my plate arrived. I had ordered the white asparagus, which proved long and thick and incredibly phallic. It was then that I realized I had not thought this through to completion. Anyway... I just added the creme brulé to my order, cause Im still 12 and the story needed a climax. #dickJokesAreFunny #orAreThey
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 19:55:24 +0000

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