Enjoying my coffee on the ride to work this morning, low rider of Cheech and Chong fame comes on and then Im REALLY feelin good, like yeah, today is my day until a HUGE EFFING SPIDER lowers himself from my headliner in front of me swinging around like he owns the damn place. At this point I lose my shit, swerve, spill my coffee, grope unsuccessfully for a napkin to kill the bastard and continuously miss killing him until he falls ON MY LEG, I finally swipe him of and he scurries under the passenger seat. Needless to say, I still have a spider in my car, have a headache from the screaming, half the coffee I started out with, burned through a set of brake pads and it is CLEARLY not my day.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 11:34:21 +0000
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