Ever be driving along and all the sudden your stomach turns over to the point that your body shifts to sitting on one cheek while your right arm goes down and lifts you off the seat? Then a cold sweat covered panic sets in and your eyes automatically frantically search for a place... ANY place to stop? As your tires squeal to a stop in front of the gas station at a 45 degree angle taking 3 parking spots, getting out of your truck as you rapidly whisper the lords prayer over and over power walking towards the door like you have a fully mature oak tree shoved in your ass? Only to find the mens room occupied? And without a thought.. still whispering the lords prayer... you rush into the womens bathroom, where your entire body feels like its a mostly empty tube of toothpaste that someone is trying to get the last little bit of paste out of? Finally done you spend 5 minutes with your head in the sink splashing cold water in your face while giving thanks to God? Only to walk out and smack into a very attractive woman.... who goes a 1/4 into the restroom... and says... OH MY GOD and comes right back out? Only thing I could say was... You seen him in there too?! and that folks.... is how my New Year is starting :0/
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 22:00:10 +0000
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