Ever notice when Republicans are unable to figure out how to promote fear for their agenda they go to God. Or if they run for office they say God told them to run. God created the East coast floods but not the tornadoes that hit God like Oklahoma as many Republicans that talk to God claim. Tom Delay the most UN-Christian like human on the planet, says God told him to run again when his prison term ended. George Bush Jr said God told him to be president. Republicans House members said they prayed about it, and God said make John Boehner House speaker again and they did. Rick Santorum, said God told him to run for president. Michele Bachmann said she would never run without an endorsement from God. Huckabee said God told him not to run. All these Republicans that speak to God and he answers them, are all saying God endorsed them. Strange that he or she endorses so many and God cannot make up her mind. Can we imagine if a Democrats said God told me Rush Limbaugh works for Satan? God was not available for comment when I went to interview her for her side of this story. Her secretary said: Just fall on your knees and ask and he shall answer. So I did, and the answer was Republicans are all delusional assholes that never speak to God they got the wrong number and Beelzebub was on the line when they rang. Hey God we got your back bro.. We see who they really speak too...
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 16:32:28 +0000
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