Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ass as an oven to bake some bread. Somebody else’s dead empty bacteria-laden ass to make bread? Ass bread?! And people think vegans are weird? Because we eat tofu? And rice, and beans, and lentils? I tell people one of my favorite meals nowadays: yams. Boy dish me up a plate of yams for dinner and I’m a happy guy. Most people, I tell them that and they’re like “Wait you just eat yams for dinner? I don’t know man, that’s kinda weird.” Okay, but somebody else’s ribcage sitting on your plate isn’t weird? Doesn’t make you think twice? Severed legs, sliced up thighs, and mutilated breasts on your plate doesn’t make you think twice. And you know why? Those blinders are on nice and tightly aren’t they?” I love you and I love your group I wish people saw they they are not shooting a turkey each year they are shooting themselves in the stomach
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 18:43:27 +0000