Every irish mother Owe It To My Mother My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. If youre going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning. My mother taught me RELIGION. You better pray that will come out of the carpet. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. If you dont straighten up, Im going to knock you into the middle of next week! My mother taught me LOGIC. Because I said so, thats why. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, dont come to me to fix it. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case youre in an accident. My mother taught me IRONY. Keep crying, and Ill give you something to cry about. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. Shut your mouth and eat your supper. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck! My mother taught me about STAMINA. Youre gonna sit there until all that spinach is gone. My mother taught me about WEATHER. This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. If I told you once, Ive told you a million times. Dont exaggerate! My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. Stop acting like your father! My mother taught me about ENVY. There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who dont have wonderful parents like you do. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. Just wait until we get home. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. You are going to get it when you get home!!..
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 07:33:06 +0000
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