Every time I read this repeated funny, it makes me laugh out loud. Had to send it out again. Some humor for the day: An airplane > was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on > > board, but only 4 parachutes. The > first passenger, Holly Madison > > said, I have my own reality > show and I am the smartest and > > prettiest woman at Playboy, so > Americans dont want me to > > die. She took the first pack > and jumped out of the plane. > > > > > > The second passenger, John McCain, > said, Im a Senator, and a > > decorated war hero from an elite > Navy unit from the United > > States of America. So he > grabbed the second pack and jumped. > > > > > > The third passenger, Barack Obama > said, I am the President of > > the United States and I am the > smartest ever in the history of > > our country, some even call me the > Anointed One. So he > > grabbed the pack next to him and > jumped out. > > > > > > The fourth passenger, Billy Graham > said to the fifth > > passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, > I have lived a full life > > and served my God the best I could. > I will sacrifice my life and let > > you have the last > parachute. > > > > > > The little girl said, > Thats okay, Mr. Graham. Theres > a > > parachute left for you. America > s smartest President took > > my schoolbag. >
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 14:27:54 +0000
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