Every year 500 million sardines unwittingly follow the cold - TopicsExpress



          

Every year 500 million sardines unwittingly follow the cold Atlantic stream, around the Cape of South Africa, into the Indian ocean. Every year theyre hemmed in to a cul-de-sac, between the cold water and the warm, and devoured by a range of predators. Every day I Spaff one off into a Kleenex and a few hundred tiny, little versions of me perish in and around my clenched fist. The BBC only made a documentary about one of these two events. If you pledge just two pounds, yes thats two pounds, you could potentially inspire Sir David Attenborough to wank my sardine sack live on air and... I dunno, just wank my sardines. You prick.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 21:54:43 +0000

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