Everyone... *EXTREMELY IMPORTANT UPDATE* Let me introduce ViKtor. This is Svetlanas brother.. Natashas cousin. ViKtor, like his sister and cousin, was born and raised in Ukraine for most of his life. However, when Natasha left for school in Russia and Svetlana went behind to clean up the mess being made by Natashas spicy love affair, ViKtor went his own way. ViKtor took a huge leap for an alpaca who spent his life shut in from the world. ViKtor went and found a love for Sweden since he was fed only Swiss cheese when living with a notorious Ukrainian street gang... But what you guys may have noticed is that Chiquito hasnt had an update in awhile.. ...... ......... I hate to inform you..... he played us.. ... It was all a part of Chiquitos devilish little mastermind scheme.... And Im pretty sure Schwartz was in on it all along... She mustve been put under a spell of confusion by vladamirs charm.... Poor Nicole... She never had a clue... ... When Chiquito was on his vacation with mrs. Schwartz, he was so determined to cause havoc and rebel against his mom, lil bishhh.. Chiquito was so angry that he snuck away from mrs. Schwartz one night, and fled away to sweeden. He had heard about Swiss bank accounts and wanted to know more... More importantly, he wanted to have more.. This is where ViKtor meets our young rebel companion. Chiquito was so sick of the attention everyone else was and still is getting that he wanted to make history. He wanted to make sure everyone knew what hes capable of.. Hes not just some troubled inner city alpaca.. Hes your worst nightmare. He was so sick of everyone trying to change him for the best.. So he was gonna show everyone he changed.. But for the worse. The anger built up and the thrill of the plan filled Chiquitos fluffy little head.. He was gonna be noticed whether anyone liked it or not.. Thats when he broke through the glass of a fancy Swiss bank.. What Chiquito didnt know is that ViKtor was staying late that night. He had missed too many days of work at the bank due to the fact he was sick from eating so much Swiss cheese.. Hes lactose intolerant. But that will never get in the way for his undying love of delicious dairy products and his beloved Swiss cheese.. Just like Natasha.. They are in love with something they cannot have.. A dangerous love.. Some would say even... leathal. Chiquito snuck through the window while humming the mission impossible theme song that Im guessing Mrs. Schwartz had shown him... Or maybe in mrs. Ambroshs film class... ViKtor heard the humming of the misunderstood alpaca. He is such a timid soul.. He couldnt intervene.. Ever since he had his teardrop tattoo removed, the gangsta lifestyle no longer appeals to him... He knew he should do something but instead he stood by and snacked on string cheese.. This upset his stomach, which he shouldve seen coming.. His stomach began to rumble and make disturbing noises... Some of which didnt even sound real.. He knew he needed to get to the bathroom, and fast! Chiquito stopped his humming immediately when he heard the sound of an alpacas upset stomach. See, Chiquito also has experienced his food not agreeing to his stomach. Whoever it was and wherever they were, they were gonna need to use the bathroom... And soon! Clever little Chiquito raced to the bathroom door to find... And maybe even kill.. Whoever is witnessing his rebellion. ViKtor bit his grainy alpaca tongue and hid in the corner. Chiquito, still being an impatient teenager at heart, grew tired of waiting for him. He instead went and hacked into several wealthy Swiss bank accounts... ViKtor saw his chance to escape... He has to stay quiet.. He was starting to get gassy... But these werent just any farts.. They were the ones that could result in life or death. And especially.... A big mess. Chiquito was too busy taking selfies (using mrs. Schwartz iPhone) with the fat stacks of cash he had stole in the mean time that he didnt notice ViKtor sneak by behind him.. ViKtor fled the scene as fast as he could... He had to tell the police... Of corse he stopped at a bathroom first. See, what chiquito didnt notice right away, ViKtor had noticed. While naive Chiquito was posing with the wads of stolen money, he had captured a blurry image of ViKtor leaving the scene of the crime.. Luckily he was wearing two gold chains that made the light reflect in just the right way to make ViKtors face unable to be seen in the selfie. ViKtor couldnt risk it.. He packed his belongings, did some stereotypical swedish rituals and headed to the police... He told his story to the police to the best of his ability.. But it was still hard since his stomach was twisting in ways that it should not twist. The police grew silent and a worried expression covered their sweet Swiss faces.. The notorious Chiquito had stricken again.. And this time... He went after sweeden. ...knowing the dangerous situation that ViKtor was put in, they knew what they had to do... ViKtor was put into the witness protective service.. They didnt even have to go through the files... They knew just the crazy woman to help recover and hide this troubled alpaca... They contacted the only woman in the world qualified for the job...... Thats when I received a knock on the door.. I stepped out and lets just say... My mat was not the only thing that said welcome.. With all of this responsibility on my shoulders... I was forced to team up with the only man who was capable of protection.. I refuse to trust him.. His power of Russian seduction cannot work on me (since I am dog at heart..) and he found that out the hard way.. He wants something from me... And I have a feeling hes trying to form an alliance... Hes got something up his sleeve.. But chihiros got my back.. .....:But for how long?
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 21:22:34 +0000
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