Excerpt from the Joe Heath dialogues (Heath et al, 1995) Sir Trevor McDonald (STM): Mr Joe Heath I have a desire to.. oh I cant Joe Heath (JH): What troubles thy mind Sir Trev? STM: I feel that, oh, simply just simply in love with the heathian way, I was so lost until I stumbled upon these ways JH: (Laughing) Oh sir Trev, come ere (Martin Lawrence walks in) ML: Heeeey Heath gimmie som sugar JH: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS INTERRUPTION? Leave my catacomb at once vile peasant (ML brandishes a glock 22 at Heath) ML: Make me you filthy Heath cunt (Joe heath grabs the gun and squeezes it with his bare hands before picking Martin Lawrence up and swinging him around by his leg and hurling him over the horizon)
Posted on: Sun, 11 May 2014 16:29:34 +0000
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