Extra long status coming up. If anyone on my facebook friends just so happens to see a young man from newall area post on his status that someone has just tried to set fire to his garden please do not be concerned. It would just be a complete over reaction. Ya see this young man has just had a little visit from karma. This man for months now has thought it totally acceptable to walk his dog to the park. Bag up his dogs sh#t. Walked completely past the dog poo bin and instead dump said bag of sh#t in local residents gardens on his way home instead. Residents who take pride in the appearance of their garden and have young children who play there. So instead of the bag of poop going in the residents bin again today it was wrapped up in newspaper and strategically placed near this young mans doorstep. Close enough for him to notice but not close enough for it to cause any danger or damage to his home. The paper was then set alight before the doorbell was rung. On coming to the door the young man noticed the flames in his garden and stamped away at them whilst swearing and making noises similar to a scared little girl. And then totally unaware that he had just covered his shoe in runny smoking turd then ran back into his house over the lovely cream carpet in his hallway to get some water to make sure it was out whilst shouting to his mate like a total drama queen that someone had tried to set fire to his house. So anyways like I say if anyone sees a young mans status like that please do not be sympathetic just know that he is in fact an ass and has just got karma handed to him on a plate. Wonder how he likes cleaning up his dogs poops for a change. Please note this is not a confession at all as you can read I have not mentioned any names. But the Moral to all this is if ya dont want to deal with flaming turd then dont act like a flaming turd. Lol.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 16:05:18 +0000
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