FACT: NFL Fantasy Football will take an estimated 14 years off - TopicsExpress



          

FACT: NFL Fantasy Football will take an estimated 14 years off my life. In other news, a new link in how this pancake recipe and global warming may or may not effect your Monday morning commute: Ingredients- 2 cups Original Bisquick™ mix 1 cup milk 1 tablespoon sugar 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 teaspoons baking powder 2 eggs Directions- Heat griddle or skillet over medium-high heat or electric griddle to 375°F; grease with cooking spray, vegetable oil or shortening. (Surface is ready when a few drops of water sprinkled on it dance and disappear.) Stir all ingredients until blended. Pour by slightly less than 1/4 cupfuls onto hot griddle. Cook until edges are dry. Turn; cook until golden. Enjoy by throwing all this bull shit pancake crap away. Alone in a private space such as a closet or tool shed, take a print out of your pathetic excuse of a fantasy football roster shove it down you throat and wash it down with a bottle of cheap whiskey. Then kick a small cat.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 21:31:52 +0000

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