.......(FAKE SMART PASTOR)...... .........PART 1........... Sumtyms I dnt understand dese young men of todae masa if God no call u to preach his word abeg dnt call yaself 3n3 s3n went to town ystrday to do sum lines bi buh wen I gat to de station de queue to ma hood was very long so I sat sumwere to relax small b4 I join am,as adey chat frnds I hrd sumone preaching an becus curiosity no go fit stop killing cats I jxt turn back to spy de person ahhh sum shabby dressed man bi preaching nonfa ..as he dey preach a pregnant woman bi pass by him an immediately she join de queue de pastor approached de woman an heres deir convo PASTOR-*praying * adjoa u will give birth to a baby boi wate 1 WOMAN-*looking at him top an dwn*pls wai jxt went in for a scan an is a gal not boi..ma name is Vanessa not adjoa... PASTOR-*face die*ermm woow *sum oldman bi hu dey sell ticket no go mute oo* OLDMAN-*laffin*eiii nowadays God reveil prophecies/names too... PASTOR-*angry*fio de3 )kyer3 bi if u joke ago curse u bia aa OLDMAN-*teasing *if I gat better life anka ano go sell tickets siaaa pastor... *Becus pple were spying de pastor he no talk again he jxt said oldman God shud forgive u* so I went and join de queue cus de place was mess up wen de pastor started exchanging words wit de oldman ,as we dey line inside aaa de pastor came again PASTOR-HEEYYYYY MAAME sumone wanna swerve ya destiny as adey talk ya baby has turn to a boi buh cant see de persons face.... 1 WOMAN-*opens maff*pastor pls pray for me pls pls *she knelt dwn... *as pastor dey pray de oldman came again* OLDMAN*insulting*siaaasem ibi goat ya bby has turn to..u cant see de face u need osuro goggles.siaaa toriwa.... PASTOR-*insulting *ya maff life bankye dua wate panin kwasia *de oldman vanished..as de pastor de pray anoda pregnant woman started crying..we even taut de bby was cmin * 2ndWOMAN -*crying *awww awurade gye me ooo awww BOY-maame ade3n pls get a taxi ooo.... 2nd Woman-*crying *is not abt taxi de doctor told me ma baby is a gal me too I want boi so tell de pastor to exchange de bbys he shudnt gimme de boi.... EVERYBODY -* ahhhhhhhhh* OLDMAN-*angry*maame medwene s3 wow) nyansa saa w3gyimi koraa sen pastor ne saa maame no #bullshit na wo keka no...... *kikikikikiki funny suffs happend in town paaa ooo* .........ADVISE..... if God no call u abeg join de queue ya tym wil cme an also appreciate wat u have .........gudmornin peeps... ......happy jummah Mubarak ...... ..........Am out
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 11:02:22 +0000