FATHER: Give me something exciting for my beautiful, teen age - TopicsExpress



          

FATHER: Give me something exciting for my beautiful, teen age single daughter. SALESMAN: The best thing you can give her is my phone number because I am also single. INFLATION to our wallets is what termites are to houses. It has made many plead that shoplifting may stop being treated as a crime because for many it has now become a necessity. PEOPLE SACRIFICE AND SAVE money for old age security. But those savings only last them up to middle age. WIFE: Please turn the car around I forgot my reading glasses in the restaurant. HUSBAND IS ANGRY but turns around and starts grumbling: Unlike men, women very irresponsible absent minded creatures. THEY REACH restaurant. She rushes out. He shouts after her: Whilst you are there do pick up the hat that I forgot on the chair.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Apr 2014 03:23:49 +0000

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