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FATHER-IN-LAW: Young man, youre coming to seek my daughters hand in marriage and youre chewing gum. Thats a sign of disrespect! MAN: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. FATHER-IN-LAW: You mean you drink and smoke, and youre here to seek my daughters hand in marriage?! MAN: Sir, I only drink and smoke when I go to the club. FATHER-IN-LAW: You club too?! MAN: Im sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison. FATHER-IN-LAW: Youve also been to prison before? Oh my God! MAN: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed someone. FATHER-IN-LAW: What!!! Youre a killer?!! MAN: Sir, I was angry because a certain man didnt allow me to marry his daughter, so I killed him! FATHER-IN-LAW: Youre highly welcome my son. You are on the right track. Youre absolutely the right Man for my daughter. Morning ppl nd happy sunday

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