FELTON FC WORLD CUP PREDICTIONS LEAGUE DAY 13 Have you ever been bit on the shoulder before? Georgio Chiellini has. Luis Suarez and his nashers were up to their old tricks. Beaver. The Italians were not best pleased at the circumstances they exited the competition least of all their keeper and captain Gianluigi Buffon. A goalkeeper of high class. One of the greats and still the most expensive shot stopper ever. The World Cup has been littered with eccentric keepers. Barmy characters. Often inspired, often flawed and theyre punching everything. But if bonkers keepers is your thing Felton FC have had the lot. First up. Kev Bowers. Felton keeper in the mid 90s. His ability between the sticks has always been overshadowed by his ability to drink. Bowers is famous for having a 6 pack of Carling in his goal during the game. What was wrong with Jimmys Lucozade water bottle? It doesnt have the same kick. One time Kev became so disillusioned with a game he picked up his can and walked off the pitch declaring he was off to the Stags with Knox. Rumour even has it he was once pushed off the bridge whilst in a peeve coma. Culprit unknown. Mental. Then there was Greg Dodd. The human spider. A shot stopper called upon whenever Felton were short. He was sponsored by New Balance and was the only goalkeeper in the history of the game to refuse to use his hands. Greg retired early and became a keen golfer and an avid slasher/horror movie fan. Am a maniac. Says it all. But the angel at the top of the tree has to be Keith Belisle. An amble man who kept goal during the dark days. Slightly round. Slick, greasy black hair. Character based on Dracula but he was real life. Belisle was famous for bringing an entourage to every game. Fan club and security. In reality it was just his whole family. Lots of love. Mam, dad and wife Tracey. He would always enter the pitch with an emotional aura about him. Applauding the fans. Savouring every moment. Alright Keith its the Rec not the San Siro. On a number of occasions his gloves would end up slammed in the 6 yard box. Dummy spat. He was off. No one ever tried to stop him though. Caddaz was always there to pick up the pieces and don the gloves. Keiths most famous game came away at Newbiggin Bank House. Recovering from back surgery Belisle declared he was unable to keep goal but he would be fit enough to play upfront. Ehhhhh? Surely not? This was a footballing matter and nothing to do with money. Jimmy was fooled. Keith was striker. Did he lead the line with distinction and grab a few goals? No he didnt. He barely touched the ball and clearly had issues with movement. To make matters worse his lass had to run the line as we had no subs. Keith had more people in his entourage than Felton had players. She didnt know the rules. If only Belisle still played for Felton the World Cup predictions league would be double the size with him and his cronies. But he doesnt. The table now reads.. HOMELANDER (james) 29 points MAKANAKI (Makin) 26 points LINDSEY DAVENPORT (Raymond) 26 points SMOOTH RIDER (Tony) 25 points MOHAWK IN THE MAKING (Weddell) 23 points LAYING THE CARPET (Keith) 23 points TWITCH (Titch) 23 points 30 TODAY :) (Tuna) 21 points EDWARD (Fowler) 19 points Remember lads, the winner gets a days graft with Ollie Armstrong. Hoying in fence posts. Cutting crass. Trimming hedges. Fleeing about on a KX 250. The lot. Hell even forge his spin off Joe Harts autograph for you. Do what you want with it. 🏆
Posted on: Wed, 25 Jun 2014 08:47:41 +0000
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