FML MOMENTS! Brought to you by: Henry’s Hamburgers! I’m in the mood for some real food, I’m in the mood for some Henry’s, on M-139 in Benton Harbor! Also brought to you by Harbor Country Hydroponics in New Buffalo! Get growing with a complete 1000 watt sun system set up, bulb, ballast and hood now only $199 • Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal it. Somebody stole my bike, but hey at least I still have the light….. FML • Last night, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess “bacon” was the wrong answer. FML • Today, my fiancé of 2 years and mother of my son, who is also pregnant with our second son, commented on how lucky two friends getting married were to have found each other. I said that we’re just as lucky. She responded, “No, they actually love each other.” FML • Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby’s sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a “pervert” and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick it in her mouth. FML • Last night, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn’t try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad! FML
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 20:47:26 +0000
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