FOR GENTLEMEN ONLY PLEASE PLEASE A husband went to the police station to file a MISSING PERSON report for his missing wife: Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasnt come back yet. Inspector :-What is her height? Husband :-I never checked. Inspector :-Slim or healthy?. Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy. Inspector :-Colour of eyes? Husband :-Never noticed. Inspector :-Colour of hair? Husband :-Changes according to season. Inspector :-What was she wearing? Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Inspector :-Was she driving? Husband :-yes. Inspector :-colour of the car? . . . . . Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door....................….and then the husband started crying... Inspector:-Dont worry sir,.....WE WILL FIND YOUR CAR. WHO WAS THE MISSING PERSON DO YOU THINK NEVER SHOW THIS TO YOUR WIFE PLEASE.
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 16:45:38 +0000
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