FOUND POEM Lies Men Tell Women: I aint been with a woman in a while. I had a vasectomy. Ima just put the head in. I wont cum in your mouth. We broke up. OOH!!! This is the best posse I ever had. We gon git engaged. I live alone. I’m single. Id like to take you to my place, but my mom is staying with me until she gets better. Thats my nieces number on the cell. Ima give that back to you on payday. I’ma call you right back. Im only gon use your car about an hour. Everybody got a lap dance but me. Me and the boys was just out talking and playing cards. No baby, I wasnt staring at her; she looks like my cousin. I love you. Lies Women Tell Men: Yes, I come every time. Yeah, baby. It was goo-oo-oo-ood. Youre the best Ive ever had. Ooh baby! Youre the BIGGEST Ive ever had! Im cumming!!! I’m cumming!!! {sound effect and sigh} All those muscles may be OK for some women, but I prefer you, boo. God knows I love you. I don’t want you for your money. We’ll go dutch. He’s just a friend. Sugar daddy? That’s my uncle you saw me with. I’m not trying to marry you. I put something in the mail for you. I was out with the girls. I haven’t spoken to my ex in ages. I love you. Professor ARTURO © All Rights Reserved Thursday, October 2, 2014 4:53 AM Stamford, CT
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