FREE WACKANUT PUPPY AND CRUSTY OLD POODLE ON THE CURB AS I TYPE. IN THIS CORNER.... THE FROODLES .....AND IN THIS CORNER(or under the bed) THE CLUELESS DEAF FOSTER PUPPY. This little dude has lost his nugget?! Squish loves the poodles!! Problem is Melvin HATES HIM and Myrtle kinda likes him, on her terms. She is finicky even with mom. The other parent said that Myrtle and Squish played the other night?! Mostly the poodles are sleeping on their pillow in the bedroom so this is not a regular occurrence! Play by play: Squish is in his BatCave tormenting good old Myrtle to try and get her to play with him!!! HEY HEY HEY PLAY WITH ME Squish yelps! Here comes Melvin to the rescue of his Myrtle. Melvin promptly proves us wrong and nearly walks into a wall instead of protecting her from this wild man. . When Melvin knows the puppy is close he gets really mad and wants to chomp the annoying puppy like froodle Godzilla chomps all things tasty. The puppy has learned the hard way. Melvin only knows Squish is close when he can smell Squish. Melvin is blind and deaf(he is old as dirt!)! BOL! Now some may think this would allow peace and quiet in our household to reign but you would be wrong! Melvin can smell stinky britches from a mile away. Squish cant hear Melvin warning him because Squish is also deaf. This is making for a very loud and active foster experience in a very tiny house. The bark that you hear in the background is when I (Mac) see a leaf fall out of the tree in the front yard. Cant have that happen without letting the parents know!! I am their protector! Melvin of course is still belting out his solo random yelps of puppy displeasure as the wackanut FINALLY makes a break from the safety of the bat cave!! Squish runs full steam to get past the chomperMelvin. The crash you hear is Squish running DIRECTLY into the baby gate and he is finally taken out by the human warriors preplanning. All is peaceful again with the world, mostly because mom just dumped Melvin and Squish on the curb. Love, MacSanity (We did not plan to giveaway our foster puppy- at all!)
Posted on: Thu, 29 May 2014 21:34:13 +0000