FROM: National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) TO: National Association of Girlfriends (NAGs) CC: Ministry of Women Affairs BCC: Commitee on Conflict Resolution OPERATION EXCHANGE BY BARTER FOR XMAS 2013 ----------------------------------- This is to bring to the notice of the general public our concerns and conclusion on this Xmas period hence fighting for equitable exchange of gifts this xmas. Ah, how can a girl send you boxers and expect a Samsung tablet? A tie and expect Brazilian hair? Singlet and expect iPhone 5? Cufflinks and expect Samsung galaxy sIV? Or nothing at all and expect an expensive dinner at the Golden Tulip? Yet we preach gender equality in the country. Well, the National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) has concluded it should be trade by barter this Xmas. Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra. If she gives you roll-on, buy her a talc powder. If she gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair. If she shows up at your door empty handed, give her TV channel to watch. Dont let her watch your DSTV(no free thing). If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. She gives you a flower you give her a fruit. (afterall, all are natural) The above is currently our exchange rate for the Xmas. By CEO National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) BOYZ. ABR3. (Xmas)
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 17:25:04 +0000
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