FUNERAL NOTICE WE HAVE LOST A FUTURE LEADER......... I CANT BELIEVE HEZ GONE........... . Prominent brain shaker Castle lager is dead. Zambrew spokesman Mr. Heineken confirmed the death of Mr Castle who has lived in the country for more than 30 years is survived by 1 dumpy,1canned & a wife. The deceased fell from the third floor of his fridge where he has been living with his wife Mosi lager.Police suspect foul play and have picked up late Castles friend Black label to assist with investigations. A family spokesman who announced the burial arrangements said,the deceaseds body will lie in state at Mystic night club where Arch-Bishop Shake-Shake and retired Reverend Chibuku will conduct service tomorrow. The procession will lead them to Chez Ntemba Cemetery with the coffin carried by pallbearers Katubi,Katata and Seven days. A 100 pop salute will be fired by the Kachasu Armoured Regiment and music will be played by Castle lite and Mosi Gold steel bands respectively as the coffin is being lowered. Among the hundreds of mourners expected to attend the burial are members of the diplomatic corps who are Lavelle Brandy,Pirate Rum,Teachers Whisky,Vodka,Jo hn Walker, Mr Hunters Dry with his wife Gold,Redds,Smir noff Spin, taquilla, storm, 2-Keys and His Excellence the Russian President Vodka. May the soul of our departed friend rest in peace.. Lets make a toast in honor of comrade Castle! Walker Welcomès you all The Weekend SHIPWE-SHIPWE
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 11:46:34 +0000
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