FUNNY BUT TRUE DEFINITIONS Marriage:- Its an agreement in - TopicsExpress



          

FUNNY BUT TRUE DEFINITIONS Marriage:- Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Father:- A banker provided by nature Experience:- The name men give to their mistakes. Politician:- One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Classic-books:- books which people praise, but do not read. Smile:- A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Yawn:- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc:- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Atom-bomb:- An invention to end all inventions. Wake up with laughter and be happy no matter what.... have a great day friends.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 10:10:32 +0000

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