FUNNY!! FUNNY!! FUNNY!! One of d health attendants dat attended to d Liberian dat died of Ebola virus in Lagos went to a church close to my house last week sunday to testify to d goodness of God in her life. The testifiers were 10 in number and she was number 4 in queue. Wen it was her turn to share her testimony, she testified about d incident wit the Liberian, Wen he came to our hospital, we never knew it was Ebola disease. As a nurse Ive never seen anyone wit d virus b4 den, so i innocently cleaned him up and did other things on him b4 it was confirmed he had the deadly disease. To my amazement I ran for a test and it came out NAGATIVE! Theres no symptom of the deadly disease in me. Praaaaaaaaaise Gooooooooood! And evryone in d church screamed in excitement HALELUYAAA Den it was time for her to return the mic to d Pastor to call on d next person. PASTOR: Dont worry, give the mic to d next person deside u. NEXT PERSON: (Shifts back) Nooo is not my turn, give it back to pastor. EBOLA TESTIFIER: Pastor, take ur mic, he is not collecting it. PASTOR: Give it to sister esther behind u. SISTER ESTHER: Shuo! Infact u wount blieve i don forget my testimony oOo, may b next week. EBOLA TESTIFIER: Pastor, if u are not ready to collect d mic, I will put it on d floor (she dropped d mic on the floor, (Going back to her seat) But before she turned back to return to wer she was sitting before, everybody in d church ran outside....#Okanlomo.
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 11:10:41 +0000
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