FUNNY MATRIMONIAL ADVERTISEMENTS:- LAWYER:- I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom Im looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. MYSELF. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence. BANKER:- Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service. ILAJE MAN:- Wanted a girl. Girls father should preferably have a Coca Cola factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friend come home only seven times a week.Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to drinking-bars. Meet personally or send Coca-Cola for trial. Sample should be ample. CAR MECHANIC:- Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run the household at a good average. Dent wont be tolerated especially in the head gear. DOCTOR:- Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage. Im looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply.
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 11:18:13 +0000
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