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FUNZONE.......ENJOY.... TEACHERS NIGHTMARES!!! Kids Are Quick ___________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell crocodile? GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L TEACHER: No, thats wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said its H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, Im a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with I. MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, I am. MILLIE: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didnt punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand... ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I dont have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on My Dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. Its the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher __________________________________ PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOULS MEDICINE!!

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