FaceBook... Logic January Al- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Jack- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....duh.....bottles wont fit in typewriter!!! March Luc- Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said 2-4 years! April Kim- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May Jeff- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water wont fit into those little packets!!! June Dave- Tried to go water skiing.....couldnt find a lake with a slope. July David- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Bob- Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September Jennifer- The capital of California is C.....isnt it??? October Chris- Hate M & Ms.....they are so hard to peel. November Jerry- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December Debra- Couldnt call 911.....duh.....theres no eleven button on the phone!!! What a year!!???
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 01:16:35 +0000
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