Facts of Life 1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 2) Law of Telephone: When You Dial A Wrong Number, You Never Get Ati iko mteja. 3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After Your Hands Become Coated With Grease Your Nose Will Begin To Itch. 4) Law of The Workshop: Any Tool, When Dropped, Will Roll To The Least Accessible Corner. 5) Law of The Alibi: If You Tell The Boss You Were Late For Work Because You Had A Flat Tire, The Next Morning You Will Have A Flat Tire. 6) Bath Theorem: When The Body Is Immersed In Water, The Telephone Rings. 7) Law Of Encounters: The Probability Of Meeting Someone You Know Increases When You Are With Someone You Don’t Want To Be Seen With. 8) Law Of The Result: When You Try To Prove To Someone That A Machine Won’t Work, It Will. 9) Law Of Biomechanics: The Severity Of The Itch Is Inversely Proportional To The Reach. 10) Theater Rule: People With The Seats At The Furthest From The Aisle Arrive Last. 11) Law Of Coffee: As Soon As You Sit Down For A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss Will Ask You To Do Something Which Will Last Until The Coffee Is Cold. 12) Law Of Proposal : After You Accept A Proposal You Will Get A Better One.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 16:51:02 +0000
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