Facts of the day: 1.The new Facebook for iPhone sucks. 2. I am currently eating a huge stack of crumpets from the safety of my sofa whilst surveying the child induced devastation that surrounds me. 3. My future Father in Law, whom I have never met, is arriving here today. 4. Aforementioned post-child- hurricane devastation extends to all eight rooms and communal access areas. (The hall, stairs and landing to the simple folk out there) 5. I cannot be arsed, in my sorry state, to move, let alone tidy. 6. I need a housekeeper. And an Au Pair, preferably of the American variety, as they always seem to have a cheerful demeanour. 7. This is less of a status and more of an essay. 8. I should stop now.
Posted on: Fri, 27 Sep 2013 08:56:05 +0000
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