Fair fa your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin-race! Aboon them a ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy of a grace As langs my arm. The groaning trencher there ye fill, Your hurdies like a distant hill, Your pin wad help to mend a mill In time o need, While thro your pores the dews distil Like amber bead. His knife see rustic Labour dight, An cut ye up wi ready slight, Trenching your gushing entrails bright Like onie ditch; And then, O what a glorious sight, Warm-reekin, rich! Then, horn for horn, they strech an strive: Deil tak the hindmost! on they drive, Till a their weel-swalld kytes belyve, Are bent like drums; Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive, Bethankit! hums. Is there that owre his French ragout Or olio that wad staw a sow, Or fricassee wad mak her spew Wi perfect sconner, Looks down wi sneering, scornfu view On sic a dinner? Poor devil! see him owre his trash, As feckless as a witherd rash, His spindle shank, a guid whip-lash, His nieve a nit; Thro bluidy flood or field to dash, O how unfit! But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed, The trembling earth resounds his tread. Clap in his walie nieve a blade, Hell make it whissle; An legs, an arms, an heads will sned, Like taps o thrissle. Ye Powrs wha mak mankind your care, And dish them out their bill o fare, Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware That jaups in luggies; But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer, Gie her a Haggis!
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 12:26:38 +0000
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