Fantastic, Fabulous, Fun-Filled Friday to you my Favorite Friends! (the F-BONANZA is totally cool! ;)) Hhhhmmm looks like the Spring season is HERE now darlings, we have a bit of sunshine and kind temperatures :) ....that can only signal one thing darlings; its prime time to kick-off those heavy layers of Fabric. ....to show some Fabulous skin on a Fantastic Friday! :) Hehehehehe.....YES, Im GOING THERE TODAY....its a SENSITIVE SUBJECT for some, but lets just GO THERE anyway, DISCOMFORT some time is GOOD stuff, it yields IMPROVEMENT and GROWTH. With some of these important areas of life, crucial to health and keeping that heart attack away, one needs to be CRUEL, to be KIND So! Lets remove those jackets, jerseys and turtle-necks shall we! I want to see those arms, waist-lines, bellies and thighs. Aunty-Tebo is feeling a little kind today and is just curious about how you over-wintered so she can fix you if you were bad! Hehehehehe So how did you do winter? Were you good or bad? What precisely did you munch on and guzzle to keep you warm? Hehehehe Like I said, SPRING is HERE now darlings, its time for SKIN EXHIBITION! Hehehehe! Im reasonable though, I will ONLY FORGIVE the beautiful mothers. HOWEVER, those mothers must be FRESH ones, meaning that their cute bambinos should be in the freshers 1yr-3yrs age bracket! If you are like me, and you are a mama that falls OUTSIDE the 1-3yrs baby age-bracket, then you have NO EXCUSE! You have no excuse to be reluctant to kick-off those layers to exhibit skin! If you have NO BABY or have NEVER fallen preggers at any point in your life, and you are all shamefully reluctant to exhibit skin this spring, then I have NO kind words for you! Hahahahahahaha! Munching on sugary doughnuts and guzzling booze like Homer Simpson is not kind to the body! Especially to us LADIES! Our men can get away with a 12-pack of booze and fatty chicken wings and burgers here and there with a speedier metabolism, BUT not us! If you OVER-WINTERED eating and drinking like your man, then I guess you will be facing lots-a problems this Spring and next Summer! A simple act of hopping into a bikini for a swim becomes a complicated mission for you! And its all YOUR FAULT! Hehehehehe! A FABULOUS, FUN-FILLED Friday darlings! Heres to HEALTHY EATING and NOT eating and drinking like our men my ladies! Tip; EXERCISE is soooo OVERRATED, like SERIOUSLY! Food Portion Control and Cutting Back on Booze and JUNK-FOOD are KEY! Its up to you darlings; you can either be DRUNK around the calendar or you can be Drop-Dead-gorgeous with a nicer waist-line! :) Eating DELICIOUS is so OVERRATED! You want to LOOK and LIVE DELICIOUS! :)
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 07:48:15 +0000
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