Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? Man : Sir I only drink & smoke when i go to the club. Father-In-Law : U club too? Man : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when i came out of prison. Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody. Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer??? Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him. Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the righttrack. U’re absolutely the right man for my daughter. , Haha....like this page for more hilarious jokes ==> Thisis CHITO Thisis CHITO Thisis CHITO
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 09:25:41 +0000