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Favourite Borat Jokes: AT THE CAR DEALERSHIP: BORAT: When I first meet my wife she strong on plough.... Now her [CENSORED] hang like sleeve of wizard. How I know your car not do same? DEALER: Chevolet guarantees you that with a warranty! IN THE SUBWAY CAR - NEW YORK: CHICKEN ESCAPES BORATS SUITCASE: Careful! He bites! BORAT: And what is your name? AMERICAN SUBWAY PASSENGER: My name is mind your own [CENSORED] business! AT THE EVANGELICAL PRAYER MEETING: BORAT: Does Jesus like my neighbour, Nursultan Tuyakbay? PASTOR: Jesus loves your neighbour... BORAT: But noone like my neighbour, Nursultan Tuyakbay. AT THE VETERAN FEMINIST MEETING: BORAT: Do you think that women should be educate? FEMINIST: Definitely! BORAT: But is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain? FEMINIST COLLEAGUES: Hes wrong! Hes wrong! BORAT: But the government scientist Dr Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel.
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 18:15:31 +0000

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