Feelings: Dare to say Yes to Yourself !! She -- Hello He -- - TopicsExpress



          

Feelings: Dare to say Yes to Yourself !! She -- Hello He -- Hi !! Kaisi hai rani lakshmi bai? She -- Tu merko rani lakshmi bai kyu bolta hai humesha? Huh :@ He -- Kyunki tu humesha ladti rehti hai naa mujhse She -- Haww main ladti hu tujhse? Kamine tu humesha ladta rehta hai mujhse He -- Ab college mein ek tu hi toh meri pyari dost hai She -- Buttering lagane se kuch nahi hoga :| He -- Tu already sandwich hai Buttering kyu karni fir maine tujhpar? She -- Uff tu aur tere jokes ! Dono Pakau hai He -- Thankyou so much She -- Aur suna?? He -- Waise Tunne mujhe kabhi apne relationship ke baare mein nahi btaya !! About your ex and all ?? She -- Chod na ye sab :| He -- Nahi aaj toh btana padega tujhe She -- Kya btau? He -- About your love, to be precise about your ex boyfriend She -- Hmmm thaa school time mein yaar , 2 saal chala tha humara fir misunderstandings and all create hogayi thi !! Then we both did a mutual breakup He -- Fir toh tu royi bhi bahot hogi naa? Raat ko pillow geela kardeti hogi pakka Hahaha She -- Shutup kutte !! Terko ye mazak lagra hai He -- Nahi Nahi Im very much concerned She -- Tu mera chod apna bta , kitni bndio ko date kar raha hai aajkal? He -- Koi bhi nahi yaar , bus ek bndi thi meri life mein !! Par 1 mahine baad wo mujhse bor hogayi thi :| She -- Haan boring insaan toh tu hai for sure He -- Toh ab sabka entertainment thoda karta firunga? She -- Fir toh tunne bhi bndi ke gum mein sharab/beer and all ka sahara liya hoga ? haina haina? Hehehe He -- Maine ganja , charas ,bong sabka sahara liya tha Khush? She -- Kuttaaaaa :| He -- Never ever play tit for tat with me She -- Waise maine tujhe thanx bolna thaa , tunne bahot sambhala mujhe I mean mere bad phase mein tu hi thaa ek sath dene waala He -- Koi scene nahi !! Ye toh mera farz tha She -- So terko nahi apni ex bndi ki yaad aati ? He -- Sach bolu toh haan Kabhi kabhi aajati hai !! But ek aur sach bolu toh teri jyada yaad aati hai ab She -- Acha ji Flirting He -- Whatever !! Aur tu aaj bhi roti hai kya apne ex ke baare mein sochkar? She -- Jhooth bolu toh nahi !! Aur ek aur jhooth bolu toh mujhe teri bilkul bhi yaad nahi aati He -- Oh i see She -- You cant see me kamine He -- I can !! She -- How? He -- Because Your pic is my screensaver She -- What? You kidding me right? He -- No, Im not Jab tu apne ex ki call ko ignore kar sakti hai meri call ke liye , mera diya hua birthday gift humesha apne hath me daalkar rakhti hai even you dont like to wear wrist band and all stuff toh main teri pic ko apna screensaver Kyu nahi bna sakta? She -- Tujhe kaise pta chala ki main apne ex ki call ignore karti hu? He -- Kyunki raat ke 1 bje yaa toh koi lover bndi ko phone karta hai yaa uska ex !! Theek bola na maine? She -- Hmmmm :| He -- Toh kyun uska phone ignore karti hai tu? Bachara waiting par rehta hai humesha She -- Kyunki main tujhe ignore nahi kar sakti ab !! Even tere bheje forward text ko bhi baar-baar repeat kar ke padti hu Mere mind mein sirf tu hota hai ab :| Kutta kamina jaisa He -- Oh my Lord So Do you love me? She -- Do you? He -- Pehle maine pucha naa tujhse? She -- Pehle tu nahi bta sakta kya kamine He -- Ek shart par btaunga :-) She -- Kya? He -- Tu kal karwa-chauth par mere liye fast nahi rakhegi :-P She -- LoL !! Main kyu rakhungi fast aur wo bhi tere liye? :-/ He -- Kyunki you love me :-) She -- Hahahaha !! Aisa hai toh tu rakhega mere liye fast kal Samjha? :-D He -- Aisa hai toh I dont love you She -- Kuttaa ♥ ♥ He -- :-* :-* She -- :-* :-* He -- Ab tu mujhse bor hogayi aur chodkar chali gayi then? She -- Then teri yaad mein rona start kardungi naa main :-P He -- Hahahaha I love you :-* She -- I love you , I repeat I love you :-* He -- :-)
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 10:18:05 +0000

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