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Few things can be told about someone without them opening their mouths, unless they have a chin-strap. That tiny sliver of facial hair speaks volumes about the persons character, motives, and skewed perception of the world he lives in. They make you appear douchey, lower your I.Q. Dramtically, and insure that you only get dates with societys highest class of women (sarcasm). Just a little insight as to how you are perceived, take it as you will. However, about 9 years ago while living in Trenton, I had a pencil thin chin-strap. I thought it was beautiful, I got it tightened up every few, looked in the mirrors and thought,hell yeah!!! Looking back on my past, this period of time was when my Douche Levels were at an all time high. Coincidence? I think not. So unless you lived in the 1800s, were a Illinois lawyer, or 16th president of the U.S., I would lose the chin-strap. I just wanted you to know why people judge you before you even say hello. But what do I know? Im sure it looks awesome on you.
Posted on: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 03:30:36 +0000

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