Figured out how to explain the World Cup semi-finals to political junkies who know nothing about sports. I just have to equate it to the 2016 Presidential race. Ya see, Germany...is like Hilary Clinton. And Argentina...is like Elizabeth Warren. And the Netherlands...is like Andrew Cuomo. And finally Brazil...is like Joe Biden. See, Biden has the home court advantage, and should be the clear favorite...but we all know what happens when you ASSume. You make an ASS out of Joe Biden. Again. Now youre wondering, Ali, what about the Republicans? Well theyre the Iranian Soccer team. Not just because theyre gonna be out of the competition early, but because theres about as much chance of a Republican becoming President of the United States, as there is of an Iranian soccer player...becoming President of the United State. With that being said, America loves an underdog...so...heres to Air Bud/Mahmoodi 2016! #YoureWelcome #PoliticsForDummies #ThingsIThinkAboutWhenICantSleep
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 04:52:34 +0000
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