Finally added a new name to the list of “Names I’ll Name my Pet When I Get One of My Own and Can Assert my Own Naming Supremacy.” -Dog is still “Ozzy Paw-Bourne, Prince of Barkness” -Cat has moved from “Chairman Meow” to “Cat-purr-nicus.” -Lizard still “I have no freaking clue what to call you, you won’t even remember” -Otter is “Steve the Otter” (A second would be Frank the Other Otter or Otter Other, as the Case and Rules of Grammatical Syntax May Stand in the Present Age.”) -Fish is “Zach Goldfish but you still remember your freaking name will you, Zach Goldfish???” -Bear is “Bitey”
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 04:24:59 +0000
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