Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients upon whom to operate. The first surgeon says, I like to operate on accountants, because when you open them up everything is numbered. The second responds, Yes, but have you tried electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded. The third surgeon says, No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is alphabetical. The fourth surgeon chimes in, You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would. But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he said, Youre all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. theres no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. There are only two working parts, the mouth and the arsehole and even they are interchangeable!
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 19:34:44 +0000
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