For Marcus... (Spoof). The Obama White House has just passed new legislation this morning and the President has signed it. It is ObamaTake-Out. Obama in the Rose Garden this morning, It is unfair that everyone cant enjoy take-out like I can while Michelle is out. So Ive written, passed and signed this here mandate, er law, saying that everyone is entitled to take-out lunch. Everyone shall be eating take-out lunch. What? Well, read my bill and youll learn whats in it... To make this happen all of us rich people will now be paying twice as much for our take-out and getting half as much meal. Ha, it will help keep everyone (and I do mean everyone) from getting fat. Seriously folks, hey, give that lady some water. She just fainted. They always do that when I talk... Ok... Ok.. Thats better... Hey, give her the transcript, too. This is important... So as I was saying, you will get to keep your take-out. No one is taking away your take-out. Period... I want to be clear about that... Period.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 22:54:09 +0000